Monday, February 23, 2009

We DO NOT Maim Mommy!

Time: 3:00 am EST
Place: The Wolford Living Room

There I was Officer, innocently laying in my bed sound asleep, when I was awoken by a familiar squaking sound coming from the baby monitor. I waited a moment hoping he was just sleep-squaking, but alas, the squaking turned to screeching. So, being the awesome mother I am, out of bed I climbed, threw on the bathrobe, and stumbled my way to Syrus.

I could tell Syrus was glad Mommy had arrived (at least until he figured out that I was going to change his diaper BEFORE feeding him). I finished changing his diaper, carried him past the dog crate (noting that the dog has peed in her crate again), and sat on the couch.

Sir, this is where things took a turn for the worst. I attempted to nourish my child (he's nursing), but apparently I took too long trying to open my bathrobe and he didn't like it. *getting teary* That's when it happened. He reached up and tried to claw my eye out! Luckily he only nicked it....but he's my own son!

No, I don't want to press charges. I know he feels guilt for what he did, as upon my jumping and whimpering, he started to cry (obviously showing remorse). I may try to get him into anger management though....I just fear that we won't know what sort of progress he's making as he can't talk yet.

THE ACCUSED: Syrus Xavier Wolford
(mean looking little guy, huh?) :-)


Gwendolyn said...

I was worried he bit you. Then I remembered... no teeth. You'd think I was the one with no sleep. (btw it's steam. I didn't know if you knew my other name)